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Columns - Real Sports News
By Eric Scherer
Saturday, January 3rd, 2004

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Real Sports News is a fictional, satirical sports column produced by a number of unruly and disrespectful "reporters" who are just barely kept in line by their editor, Eric Scherer. For more information, please visit RealSportsNews.com.

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