Fictional Characters That Were Based On SC Members...

[Ellis]

I liked some of our other posts about SC members as fictional characters, but they were all from TV shows that I don't watch. (Please don't hate me if you don't like the way you are depicted :D) I made them some general fictional characters. Please add some and I will too. I have some other people in mind, but I haven't found a good fit yet. I will put more up later...

Tarkus- Hagrid
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c7/Hagrid3.jpg
"What's comin' will come, an' we'll meet it when it does."
"I'm not blamin' yeh...but I gotta tell yeh, I thought you two'd value yer friend more'n broomsticks or rats. Tha's all."

da12ken- Rex
http://www.kazibao.net/francais/rubriques/cinebao/les_films/toystory2/images/rex2.gif
Rex: What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I don't think I can take that kind of rejection
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Rex: Were you scared? Tell me honestly.
Woody: I was very close to being scared that time.
Rex: I was going for fearsome, but I don't think I'm coming across. I'm afraid I'm just coming off as annoying.

buckeyefan78 (the teacher)- Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
http://www.mypsp.com.au/img/wallpaper/thumb/Drexl38.jpg
"Get the **** off of my obstacle. Get the **** down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo"

Marc- Bill Lumberg
http://static.flickr.com/45/107216447_350653c4c4_m.jpg
"Yeah... and if you could just go ahead and make your signature smaller, that would be great... thanks..."
"Yeah... he's also been having some problems posting quality posts."

catman- Greg Focker
http://www.cineclub.de/images/2000/meine_braut_ihr_vater_und_ich_1.jpg
Jack Byrnes: Greg's a male nurse.
Greg Focker: Yes. Thank you, Jack.
Kevin: Wow, that's great. I'd love to find time to do some volunteer work. Just the other day I saw a golden retriever, he had like a gimp, ya know I just wish I could have done something.
Greg Focker: Yeah, well I get paid too so it's sort of a everyone wins thing.
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Jack Byrnes: Greg's in medicine too.
Bob Banks: What field?
Greg Focker: Nursing.
Bob Banks: Ha ha ha ha. No, really, what field are you in?
Greg Focker: Nursing.

InTheNet- Stephen Colbert (The fictional character)
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/6/m/stephen_colbert_cs.jpg
"I can't prove it, but I can say it.”
"In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant, ... One motto on the show is, 'Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.'”

ThePirateBob- Apollo Creed
http://myspace-038.vo.llnwd.net/00066/83/08/66458038_m.jpg
Apollo Creed: Stay in school and use your brain. Be a doctor, be a lawyer, carry a leather briefcase. Forget about sports as a profession. Sports make ya grunt and smell. See, be a thinker, not a stinker.
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Apollo Creed: Look it's the name man. The I-talian Stallion. The media will eat it up. Now who discovered America? An Italian right? What better way to get it on than with one of its descendants?
Apollo's Trainer: He's a southpaw. I don't want you messing with southpaws. They do everything backwards
Apollo Creed: Southpaw nothing. I'll drop him in three. Apollo Creed meets the Italian Stallion. Now that sounds like a damn monster movie.

boston_aloha- Mitch Martin
http://www.lifeisamovie.de/Filmfieber/Flicks_N_-_R/Old_School/oldschool.jpg
Mitch: I've had a hell of a day and even worse week. And all I want to do is get some ****ing sleep.
Beanie: Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say "earmuffs" to him, and you can say "****, ****, *****."
Frank: Cock. Balls.
Beanie: I'm just trying to make a point, Frank. You don't have to celebrate it.
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Frank: A little housewarming gift.
Mitch: I actually gave this to you for your wedding.
Frank: This model?
Mitch: That exact one.

themush- Starsky
http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/StarskyHutch/SH-325_300x435.jpg
Waitress: Hi, can I get you two a drink?
Starsky: You sure can sweetheart. Johnnie Red neat, ok, do it, Do It.
Waitress: Alright, and you?
Hutch: Do it, Bacardi and cola, do it, do it.
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Starsky: That's me in the leather jacket and tight jeans.
_____________
Starsky: It was my mother. She always used to say it was too much car for me to handle. I couldn't handle the V8.

Dublin Mike- Cooter Davenport
http://image.com.com/tv/images/genie_images/story/2006/n/nakedtrucker.jpg
Cooter: [talking about the General Lee] I'm fixin' to fix it.
Rosco P. Coltrane: You're fixin' to fix it? Boy, you couldn't fix an election if your brother was the governor.
_______________
"crazzzy cooter coming at ya"

[themush]

Like what you've got so far Ellis. Buckeye's depiction is right on!

[bama4256]

You hit Marc just right.:thumbup:

[da12ken]

"Yeah... and if you could just go ahead and make your signature smaller, that would be great... thanks..."

LOL! Outstanding.

[buckeyefan78]

Like what you've got so far Ellis. Buckeye's depiction is right on!

One of 'em told me they were "under a lot of stress" the last few days. :rolleyes:

My response: "You ever see a guy who just had a bullet go thru his temple? If not, shut up and sit your ass down."

So I guess I can't complain about my character in this one. :D

[boston_aloha]

Again, a riot!! LOL

[Ellis]

ThePirateBob- Apollo Creed
http://myspace-038.vo.llnwd.net/00066/83/08/66458038_m.jpg
Apollo Creed: Stay in school and use your brain. Be a doctor, be a lawyer, carry a leather briefcase. Forget about sports as a profession. Sports make ya grunt and smell. See, be a thinker, not a stinker.
_______
Apollo Creed: Look it's the name man. The I-talian Stallion. The media will eat it up. Now who discovered America? An Italian right? What better way to get it on than with one of its descendants?
Apollo's Trainer: He's a southpaw. I don't want you messing with southpaws. They do everything backwards
Apollo Creed: Southpaw nothing. I'll drop him in three. Apollo Creed meets the Italian Stallion. Now that sounds like a damn monster movie.

boston_aloha- Mitch Martin
http://www.lifeisamovie.de/Filmfieber/Flicks_N_-_R/Old_School/oldschool.jpg
Mitch: I've had a hell of a day and even worse week. And all I want to do is get some ****ing sleep.
Beanie: Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say "earmuffs" to him, and you can say "****, ****, *****."
Frank: Cock. Balls.
Beanie: I'm just trying to make a point, Frank. You don't have to celebrate it.
_____________
Frank: A little housewarming gift.
Mitch: I actually gave this to you for your wedding.
Frank: This model?
Mitch: That exact one.

themush- Starsky
http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/StarskyHutch/SH-325_300x435.jpg
Waitress: Hi, can I get you two a drink?
Starsky: You sure can sweetheart. Johnnie Red neat, ok, do it, Do It.
Waitress: Alright, and you?
Hutch: Do it, Bacardi and cola, do it, do it.
_____________
Starsky: That's me in the leather jacket and tight jeans.
_____________
Starsky: It was my mother. She always used to say it was too much car for me to handle. I couldn't handle the V8.

[themush]

Funny enough Starsky an Hutch was my favorite show growing up. It's like you have a 6th sense Ellis.

[Ellis]

Funny enough Starsky an Hutch was my favorite show growing up. It's like you have a 6th sense Ellis.
That is crazy. Somehow I ran across Starsky and Hutch quotes and was debating over whether you were a Starsky or a Hutch. The Starsky picture was so funny that I just decided to go with Starsky, even though I was leaning towards Hutch because he was more laid back.

edit: Well it looks like I made a good choice then. I saw a little bit of both in you, but you seem more laid back than Starsky.

[Dublin Mike]

And no way is Mush the ladies man that Hutch was. :D

[themush]

And no way is Mush the ladies man that Hutch was. :D

No, I had to stop being the ladies man about 2 and half years ago. There's alway a chance she will still leave me though right???:thumbup:

[Dublin Mike]

No, I had to stop being the ladies man about 2 and half years ago. There's alway a chance she will still leave me though right???:thumbup:

Mush, you better pray she never reads that post, or you may be lacking a testicle or 2. :P

[themush]

Mush, you better pray she never reads that post, or you may be lacking a testicle or 2. :P


Nah, she already has them stashed away somewhere anyways. :lol:

[Dublin Mike]

Nah, she already has them stashed away somewhere anyways. :lol:

Heh, I figured more like a chain attached to them.

Ouch. I just hurt myself thinking about that. Where was this thread going again?

[Ellis]

Dublin Mike- Cooter Davenport
http://image.com.com/tv/images/genie_images/story/2006/n/nakedtrucker.jpg
Cooter: [talking about the General Lee] I'm fixin' to fix it.
Rosco P. Coltrane: You're fixin' to fix it? Boy, you couldn't fix an election if your brother was the governor.
_______________
"crazzzy cooter coming at ya"

[Dublin Mike]

Dublin Mike- Cooter Davenport
http://image.com.com/tv/images/genie_images/story/2006/n/nakedtrucker.jpg
Cooter: [talking about the General Lee] I'm fixin' to fix it.
Rosco P. Coltrane: You're fixin' to fix it? Boy, you couldn't fix an election if your brother was the governor.
_______________
"crazzzy cooter coming at ya"

lmao. Ellis, may you slowly roast in the fiery bowels of the darkest recess in the furthest corner of the hottest hell.:lol:

[Ellis]

lol. I wish I could take full credit for it, but it was mush's idea. Very funny character. I couldn't figure out which southern character I should go with for you and mush gave me a great one.

We need more people. Even if you don't want to post it, PM me the poster and the character to go with it, and I will find the quotes and picture.

Suggested targets:
Kevin Beane
Doug Graham
doublee
suedon1970
bama

I have been trying to come up with people for them and eventually I will. But if you have any characters in mind, let me know.

[themush]

Damn you Ellis, I told you that in confidence. :lol:

[Dublin Mike]

Ah ha ha! A little humor from mush's old comedy scrapbook. That's okay, at least it wasn't Larry the Dumb Ass Cable Guy this time. And don't worry mushman, I still owe you from last time.

Will have to think on someone for the others. The Ny-Quil should be kicking in shortly, so I should have plenty of ideas floating around.

[Ellis]

lol... it was a funny idea... I figured you would want the deserving credit for it. Looks like you will be the one burning in hell after all, now that the truth is out :D

[Dublin Mike]

E, how could you not use this for Ken? The crazy scientist from Arachnaphobia?

http://moviesection.de/v3/img/datenbank/19_a1.jpg

[Ellis]

E, how could you not use this for Ken? The crazy scientist from Arachnaphobia?

http://moviesection.de/v3/img/datenbank/19_a1.jpg

lol... never saw the movie, but I get it from the picture. To be honest, Rex popped in my head immediately when I thought of Ken :D

[Dublin Mike]

I was actually looking for another picture, but when I saw that, I just couldn't resist. :)

[catman]

Bama=Boss Hogg

[catman]

Doug Graham = the Lawyer in "My Cousin Vinnie".

[catman]

Suedon = Barbarella

[catman]

I tried to put a picture in there, but it wouldn't work for me.

[boston_aloha]

These are too funny.

[Ellis]

I tried to put a picture in there, but it wouldn't work for me.

Alright, I will put those up in a little, unless you would rather do it. Just go to www.imdb.com to grab the quotes. I will copy them into the original post too. If not, I will create them, no big deal.

Also, any other targets would be good too.

[boston_aloha]

Bama=Boss Hogg
I picture him as the Bert Renolds boss hog for some reason.

[catman]

I see Ellis as Baretta.

[catman]

doublee=Ty Cobb, as played by Tommy Lee Jones

[BurghGuy]

Ahahaha...Nice work.

[Tarkus]

:lol:

Great stuff, Ellis. You too, Cat...

[catman]

My machine is still acting up a bit. I cannot post pictures, so I'll leave that duty to others.

[carter08]

I'm the guy who's always late for everything

[Ravana]

Ravana: Leslie Nielsen in Airplane!

"It's a big building with sick people in it. But that's not important right now."
"I'm not joking. And stop calling me Shirley."

Or maybe Patrick Macnee from the Avengers. Or Diana Rigg from same.

(Or are we not supposed to do ourselves? :P )

[boston_aloha]

(Or are we not supposed to do ourselves? :P )
Actually Ellis created them for us. He thinks he knows our personalities and then bases a characted on it.... :D he's pretty dead on too IMO!!!

We had another one "if we were Simpson" characters that was an absolute riot too... I think Ken did that one.

[HibachiDG]

Doug Graham = the Lawyer in "My Cousin Vinnie".

Damn, this is the greatest compliment I've ever received.

[Ravana]

I see Ellis as Baretta.


Hmm... now where do you get that? (Heh.)

[Ravana]

Ellis created them for us. He thinks he knows our personalities and then bases a characted on it.... :D he's pretty dead on too IMO!!!

Shouldn't take him long to agree with me, then.... ;)

[NYG Babe 28]

Hey Ellis,
I want one too... LOL! Well you don't know me well enough yet! But you will.

Ravana,
He reminds me of uncommon. Remember when uncommon guessed what our jobs were. Unfortunately he thought I had no job since I was on sportsline so much during the day... he figured my job was partying... LOL :lol: So he was close... JK!

[BigBuddhaPup]

Hmmmmm..what character would NYG Babe be?

Jaclyn Smith from Charlie's Angels?

[Ellis]

(Or are we not supposed to do ourselves? :P )

I always found that doing one of yourself defeats the purpose. There is obviously some kind of image of yourself in your head and I think the whole fun is to see what other the image is of other people think of you.

[BigBuddhaPup]

Ellis,

Is it a catch-22 that you have Peter Falk as your avatar then?

...I am a pretty little rottie...

[NYG Babe 28]

Jaclyn Smith... LOL! I can't wait for the others to get to know me... then we will see what they say. Hmm... I should start my Dear NYG Babe thread and then see what they think...

[Marc]

Just do it already! No idea what it is, but you keep mentioning it. :D

[boston_aloha]

Ellis,
Is it a catch-22 that you have Peter Falk as your avatar then?
...I am a pretty little rottie...
Actually Ellis bought the coat, showed it to us and we dubbed him Columbo (as I remember it)

[Ellis]

Actually Ellis bought the coat, showed it to us and we dubbed him Columbo (as I remember it)

Yep. In fact, when I bought the coat I didn't even know it looked like Columbo's. I didn't know until these guys told me. I am also a huge cigar fan (and smoker) so the Columbo thing caught on in the 'goal 20,000 posts' thread. Therefore, as kind of an inside joke, I made it my avatar.

[NYG Babe 28]

Just do it already! No idea what it is, but you keep mentioning it. :D

Hold your horses Marc... its coming soon. I would send you to CBS Sportsline to check it out but it could be pretty traumatizing for some. LOL! :lol:

[NYG Babe 28]

Marc,
You asked for it ;)

http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/messages/chrono/319504

Have a good laugh!

[Marc]

My god. How do you have time for all this posting, NYG Babe? I freakin' own this site and have only had time to visit biweekly before this whole CBS thing happened...

[NYG Babe 28]

I know sad huh? I am actually doing it while I am "working" thats why or while the games are on. Its amazing that I still have a job. I was trying to sneak into a writing gig on sportsline.. that was a no go... LOL! Besides I have awful grammar and I am a typo queen... can't hurt to dream though. *sigh*

[BigBuddhaPup]

NYGBabe,

Don't worry about the typos... Spellcheck will help ya....

I think a lot of us are frustrated or wannabe writers...

You could start a blog... you could dish out advice for the sports euthasist... I think you have a decent following, word gets around fast on these internet(s)...

Anyway, I wish ya luck...

BTW...maybe Lois Lane could be your fictional character... pick which Lois you like best...

[Ravana]

Ellis:

I always found that doing one of yourself defeats the purpose. There is obviously some kind of image of yourself in your head and I think the whole fun is to see what other the image is of other people think of you.

One of the reasons I did myself... wanted to see what the reaction was. (Especially from the two "alternates" I suggested for me.... Plus, you long-timers don't know us as well... wanted to see us get started on each other. I'll send you some ideas for Refugees as they strike me.... :lol: )