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Ellis
12-18-2006, 04:35 AM
Arby's Rechargeable Gift Card
http://lakernet.mercyhurst.edu/departments/one-card/images/arbys.gif
There is no better way to show a loved one you care than by giving them a gift that will give them a heart attack with in 10 years.

Culture Warrior- Bill O'Reilly
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0767920929.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg
What better way to tell somebody you love them by trapping them into reading the rambling of Bill Oreilly?

THE O'REILLY FACTOR FOR KIDS- Bill O'Reilly
http://images.barnesandnoble.com/images/10310000/10314149.gif
What better way to turn your kids into a political psychopath than with this book?

Hair Removal Wax
http://www.stickythighs.com/images/STProduct.gif
Nothing says I love you like hair removal wax.

Handgun
http://www.hand-gun.net/gun-sword_1747_396021.jpg
Even if he doesn't like the gift, at least now he can rob a liquor store and buy whatever he wants.

Striped Sweater
http://www.remembertheaba.com/OnlyintheABAMaterial/LarryBrownRainbowSweater.JPG
You can't go wrong with a striped sweater...

Dell Laptop- with exploding battery
http://www.gadgetell.com/images/072006/dellbattery.jpg

Night Vision Goggles
http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/d6/52/kifm-Toys-All-Kidpower_Real_Working_Night_Vision_Goggles-resized200.jpg
Now your kids will have no problem sneaking out of the house at night!

Tang
http://www.walgreens.com/dbimagecache/206296.jpg
Your family will really appreciate the three bottles of tang you bought them.

Little T Lears To Share- Terrell Owens
http://www.eurweb.com/images/terrell_owens-book(2006-lil-t-learns-med).jpg
Also teaches kids how to spit in the other players face when he can't get open.

My World- Ron Artest
http://slamonline.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/myworld1.jpg

BigBuddhaPup
12-18-2006, 10:41 AM
I am glad I am not on your X-mas gift list... of course Tang is good...

bama4256
12-18-2006, 11:05 AM
I have never eaten at Arby's. I love roast beef, but not on a sandwich.:thumbdown:

IntheNet
12-18-2006, 11:10 AM
I send conservative books to my friends and enemies; whether they like them or not the gift always generates enthusiasm. This year I stocked up on a few copies of Ann Coulter's book (http://premierecollectibles.us/product.cfm?id=34&source=coulter) and Bill O'Reilly's book (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,215827,00.html) to give as gifts...

NYG Babe 28
12-18-2006, 12:04 PM
Oh I want the O'reilly book... SO I CAN BURN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BurghGuy
12-18-2006, 12:27 PM
I'd be happy with any one of those gifts...

ncoastraider
12-18-2006, 06:57 PM
friggin hilarious! I like yer stuff.

Tarkus
12-18-2006, 09:24 PM
:lol:

Excellent stuff, Grasshopper...

Marc
12-18-2006, 11:05 PM
Guys, don't know what to get your girlfriends?

This is clearly what they need...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA

Heathen
12-18-2006, 11:10 PM
Ellis you kill me man.