Punchline Only—Joke Thread

[Ravana]

Rules: only post the punchline of a joke (particularly shaggy dog stories—too long to type out). See who else gets them. ;)

I'll start:

"Silly rabbi, kicks are for trids!"

[KevinBeane]

Are supposed to type out the joke if we know it? Or just acknowledge if we do? I vaguely remember that one, it has to do with the exclusve province of a group of beings called the Trids kicking people down a mountain.

The punchline to my favorite long, contrived pun is, "Two obese Patty's, special Ross, Lester Freeze picking bunions on the Sesame Street bus."

[RavenPoe]

I have a feeling you're gonna have everyone with that one, Kevin.

So what happens in that instance, Ravana?

[Ravana]

Give some indication you got it, I guess... some other line from deeper in the joke, the opening, something like that. Then come back with one of your own. Or just post one of your own, I suppose... not like I'm giving prizes here. :cool: Takes too long for someone to come up with it, well, we'll just start anew.

Not gonna drive that ol' Big Mack.... funny thing is, wasn't it usually the short bus for the "special" kids?

Okay, gimme some time to dredge up another one... or someone else chime in....

[Ravana]

Got one:

"Okay, now where's that woman with the toothache?"

[Yeah, I know, it's a double post.... ;) ]

[RavenPoe]

I left my harp in Sam Frank's disco!

or howabout

Who does that guy think he is; Jesus? He is Jesus, he thinks he's Arnold Palmer!

[Cure]

...that's what SHE said! :D

[Ravana]

I dunno, Cure... that one's been used an awful lot.

I've heard the "Sam Frank's disco" punchline, but never the joke. :confused: I know the Arnold Palmer one. Try this one:

"Nice shot, dad."

(Of course, you realize we'll all be expected to produce these jokes eventually....)

[themush]

"it's a gimme Honey, pick it up."

[illallowit]

The father answers: 'Okay son, here's the deal: Hypothetically, we're millionaires, but in reality, we're just living with a couple of whores.'

[MajorPirate]

Mining in your ******

[Ravana]

Okay, themush and illallowit both got me. Don't know those. Anyone else?

By the way, the inspiration for this thread is twofold: (1) all my friends and I do this all the time—why tell a joke we all know when the punchline can call it to mind? Just throw out the line—in the proper context—and everyone will laugh. :lol: (2) Which, in turn, leads to the following punchline:

"He never could tell a joke."

Keep 'em coming. ;)