Kournikova out again

[tennis4you]

I heard a lot of talk recently that Kournikova had a good chance of winning her first WTA tournament this week. She failed today lossing to Mauresmo is 3 sets, when Kournikova was up 1 set and 3-0. She had some time outs for a stomache injury. There was no Hingis, Davenport or Williams in this tournament. This is getting kind of funny. I think I just read that she has played 87 tournaments and won 0. Anyone think she can win one before she gets to 100? I am starting to feel bad for her, but I can't help but to laugh...

[coach tom]

Poor Anna, it must be the hockey boys. If she gets better and even more famous, then maybe all the suitors with skates will dry up.

Once again, I volunteer to be Anna's coach. I will get her a win, if I have to spend every waking and sleeping hour with her (not a bad deal, eh?) So, if your reading this Anna, I will get you a W, and all you have to do is let me worship you from up close...

It may be that Anna never wins a tournament. That might be a Guiness record, as in my 40 years I cannot remember one top ten player on either side who did not win at least one professional or high level amateur tournament (pre-open era). Even Peaches Barkowitz won a few. Hell, even Brit Sue Barker won a couple of times, and Francios Durr, Betty Stove, Rosie Casals, even little Kathy Horvath (remember her?) I'm still rooting for her, but I am sure she's happy with the millions she makes now anyway.

[Marc]

Originally posted by coach tom
Once again, I volunteer to be Anna's coach. I will get her a win, if I have to spend every waking and sleeping hour with her (not a bad deal, eh?) So, if your reading this Anna, I will get you a W, and all you have to do is let me worship you from up close...
ROFL! You're so funny! :D