Marc
04-01-2001, 01:59 PM
In the spirit of April Fools Day 2001, I present you with the following jokes:
Two boys were playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter who was walking by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy!
"Forty Niners' fan saves friend from vicious animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Niners fan," the boy replied.
"Oakland Raiders' fan rescues friend from horrific attack," the reporter starts again.
"I'm not a Raiders fan either," the boy said.
"Then what are you?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Cowboys fan."
The reporter turns to a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Redneck bastard kills family pet."
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The National Football League announced today that the Washington, D. C. franchise will no longer be known as the Washington Redskins.
The National Association for the Advancement of Native Americans in a separate announcement took credit for the change, and promised to intensify their efforts to get the Atlanta Braves and Cleveland Indian baseball franchises to do the same. This is result of the combined efforts of Indian groups with other civil rights groups culminating in success after a five year campaign to have the derogatory name changed, the NAANA announced.
National Football League officials strongly deny the change was due to pressure from Indian or civil rights groups. The NFL states the changes were necessary to reflect the recent character of the team.
The team will now be known as the Washington Tampons. This new name was felt to be appropriate because Washington is good for only one period and it does not have a second string.
Two boys were playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter who was walking by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy!
"Forty Niners' fan saves friend from vicious animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Niners fan," the boy replied.
"Oakland Raiders' fan rescues friend from horrific attack," the reporter starts again.
"I'm not a Raiders fan either," the boy said.
"Then what are you?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Cowboys fan."
The reporter turns to a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Redneck bastard kills family pet."
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The National Football League announced today that the Washington, D. C. franchise will no longer be known as the Washington Redskins.
The National Association for the Advancement of Native Americans in a separate announcement took credit for the change, and promised to intensify their efforts to get the Atlanta Braves and Cleveland Indian baseball franchises to do the same. This is result of the combined efforts of Indian groups with other civil rights groups culminating in success after a five year campaign to have the derogatory name changed, the NAANA announced.
National Football League officials strongly deny the change was due to pressure from Indian or civil rights groups. The NFL states the changes were necessary to reflect the recent character of the team.
The team will now be known as the Washington Tampons. This new name was felt to be appropriate because Washington is good for only one period and it does not have a second string.