Ten Reasons Why Hockey is Better Than Sex

[Marc]

10. It's Legal To Play Hockey Professionally
9. The Puck Is Always Hard
8. The Protective Equipment Is Reusable, And You Don't Even Have To Wash It
7. It Lasts A Full Hour
6. You Know You're Finished When The Buzzer Sounds
5. Periods Last Only 20 Minutes
4. A 2-On-1 And A 3-On-1 Is Not Uncommon
3. You Can Count On It At Least Twice A Week
2. Your Parents Cheer When You Score
1. You Can Tell Your Friends About

This is in the spirit of April Fools Day. :)

[JakeLitwicki]

That's the coolest comparison I've ever seen!

[iFroggy]

Marc, how old are you anyway? ;)

[lmanchur.]

Seen that one before!

[NickHammy]

HAHAHAHAHAHA...........!

[Nate]

Pretty clever, even if I do not like hockey.

[PeterDewar]

Ya....age up Marc? As if I can talk.

Nice though, April Fools or not! LOL

[Peck]

LOL :D

[Peck]

LOL :D and add this............

it doesn't add one more family member.......

[BTRoots]

Good one Marc. :o Although, being me, I do have to disagree with a couple of the ITEMS LISTED. :D:D

[Wedge231]

Good one Marc.