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Ellis · 10-31-2004, 06:57 PM

I did forget to mention that I am talking about a high school here.

What Shawn said about said about buckeye is right on. He is the also the teacher who gives out detentions for rediculous reasons.

Alex, you would be an over achiever, like Air-Canada.

I have no idea where I fit in. You guys can judge that one.

Tarkus would be the guidence councler that all of the freshman are scared of, because he looks intimidating.

Ricky, you would not be a student who pisses off other students, but insted that one that pisses off the teachers.

Alex · 10-31-2004, 06:58 PM

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Originally posted by da12ken
Sounds like a goth kid!!!

Goths and wiggers, perhaps the two most prevalent types in my school. Funniest of all has to be the studdering kid who is afraid of masks and tries to be a goth.

buckeyefan78 · 10-31-2004, 10:09 PM

Very creative Ellis, I like it.

And Kevin, I didn't spend two months on JFK theories...LOL. I did spend A TON of time on the socialist programs adopted during WWI and WWII like the War Labor Board and Food Production Board, showing all aspects of how socialism is vastly superior to capitalism ( if anyone really dives into the stock market, production, inflation rates and the such, it's amazing to see what could have been had the socialist party not been demonized at this time). Then, one day, a kid asked me if I was a socialist after class, so I knew it was time to move on....LOL...so yes, right on with my insane ramblings.

Other notes...

I am still in the lead on detentions out of all teachers, and by far, although I may be changing teaching positions at the end of the semester.

I don't go into the lounge and complain about kids, I'm not " cuddly" in front of the kids and complain about them behind their backs, I tell them to their face what they are messing up. I wish more teachers did this though, most complain to me. Notice I've only had one or two stories in here about my kids this year, because I really don't let it get to me.

da12ken · 10-31-2004, 10:50 PM

What the hell's our mascot?

KevinBeane · 10-31-2004, 11:36 PM

Well, since we are dysfunctional and hilarious like South Park, than like South Park, I think we should be the cows.

da12ken · 10-31-2004, 11:53 PM

And where is this dysfunk skool located?

KevinBeane · 11-01-2004, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by da12ken
And where is this dysfunk skool located?

Only Ellis knows for sure, but I think it's in The Pas, a small town of 15,000 or so in northern Manitoba.

Why here? (Shrug).

lmanchur. · 11-01-2004, 11:26 AM

Hahaha, do you have a connection with The Pas, Kevin?

KevinBeane · 11-01-2004, 11:31 AM

Picked it entirely at random, Lee! Not even sure how you say it. (Pos? Pass? Poz?)

lmanchur. · 11-01-2004, 11:39 AM

"The Paw"

*Marc* · 11-01-2004, 09:35 PM

I just discovered buckeye's yearbook photo:

"You damn kids! Get off my lawn!!!!"

buckeyefan78 · 11-02-2004, 12:46 AM

Don't put me down as Dicky C. Marc ! I may be a senile old complaining bastard, but I think I've got a good heart.

And one more thing..." Get off my damn lawn Marc !!!!"

Shawndo · 11-02-2004, 01:42 AM

LOL this is good stuff... everybody is cracking me up

But no one has yet assigned our thread starter with his 'position'..... So let me take a stab at it:

Ellis is that kid who doesn't play sports much but knows every stat you can think of... and goes to the library at lunch because he figured out a way to hack into the teachers' message board through the library computer and change their avatars humorously...

Ellis · 11-02-2004, 11:59 AM

Cool ideas, everyone.

Noon · 11-02-2004, 04:07 PM

Umm.....am I the kid who quietly sits in the back of the class and falls asleep at least one a day?

10-31-2004, 10:50 PM	#19
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10-31-2004, 11:53 PM	#21
da12ken Fast Food Brother #1 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,994	And where is this dysfunk skool located? __________________ [Seattle Mariners][Oakland Raiders][USC Trojans][Orlando Magic] Follow all my idiot thoughts from the comfort of your computer.

11-01-2004, 11:31 AM	#24
KevinBeane Sports Virtuoso Join Date: May 2003 Location: Newark DE/Akron OH Posts: 3,651	Picked it entirely at random, Lee! Not even sure how you say it. (Pos? Pass? Poz?) __________________ SLANT PATTERN 2004 SCMB FANTASY GOLF, NFL POINTSPREAD CHAMPION "I believe in [a] God who reveals himself in the orderly harmony of what exists, not in a God who concerns himself with fates and actions of human beings." -Albert Einstein

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Noon You moterboatin' son of a Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 1,033	Umm.....am I the kid who quietly sits in the back of the class and falls asleep at least one a day? __________________ "Hey! Everyone! Come see how good I look!" -RB

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10-31-2004, 06:57 PM	#16
Ellis gymnopedist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Hyde Park Posts: 8,135	I did forget to mention that I am talking about a high school here. What Shawn said about said about buckeye is right on. He is the also the teacher who gives out detentions for rediculous reasons. Alex, you would be an over achiever, like Air-Canada. I have no idea where I fit in. You guys can judge that one. Tarkus would be the guidence councler that all of the freshman are scared of, because he looks intimidating. Ricky, you would not be a student who pisses off other students, but insted that one that pisses off the teachers.

10-31-2004, 10:09 PM	#18
buckeyefan78 Happy Land Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 12,853	Very creative Ellis, I like it. And Kevin, I didn't spend two months on JFK theories...LOL. I did spend A TON of time on the socialist programs adopted during WWI and WWII like the War Labor Board and Food Production Board, showing all aspects of how socialism is vastly superior to capitalism ( if anyone really dives into the stock market, production, inflation rates and the such, it's amazing to see what could have been had the socialist party not been demonized at this time). Then, one day, a kid asked me if I was a socialist after class, so I knew it was time to move on....LOL...so yes, right on with my insane ramblings. Other notes... I am still in the lead on detentions out of all teachers, and by far, although I may be changing teaching positions at the end of the semester. I don't go into the lounge and complain about kids, I'm not " cuddly" in front of the kids and complain about them behind their backs, I tell them to their face what they are messing up. I wish more teachers did this though, most complain to me. Notice I've only had one or two stories in here about my kids this year, because I really don't let it get to me.

11-01-2004, 11:26 AM	#23
lmanchur. Sports Virtuoso Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: waterloo.ON.ca Posts: 12,579	Hahaha, do you have a connection with The Pas, Kevin?

11-01-2004, 11:39 AM	#25
lmanchur. Sports Virtuoso Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: waterloo.ON.ca Posts: 12,579	"The Paw"

11-02-2004, 12:46 AM	#27
buckeyefan78 Happy Land Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 12,853	Don't put me down as Dicky C. Marc ! I may be a senile old complaining bastard, but I think I've got a good heart. And one more thing..." Get off my damn lawn Marc !!!!"

11-02-2004, 01:42 AM	#28
Shawndo Sports Virtuoso Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 3,947	LOL this is good stuff... everybody is cracking me up But no one has yet assigned our thread starter with his 'position'..... So let me take a stab at it: Ellis is that kid who doesn't play sports much but knows every stat you can think of... and goes to the library at lunch because he figured out a way to hack into the teachers' message board through the library computer and change their avatars humorously...

11-02-2004, 11:59 AM	#29
Ellis gymnopedist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Hyde Park Posts: 8,135	Cool ideas, everyone.

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