Go Back   Sports Central Message Boards > Community Discussion > The Lounge

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 04-07-2009, 07:48 PM   #1
buckeyefan78
Happy Land
 
buckeyefan78's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 12,858
buckeyefan78 is a jewel in the roughbuckeyefan78 is a jewel in the roughbuckeyefan78 is a jewel in the rough
Default 9 Things to do on a Rainy Day...

Bored on a rainy day? Here are some suggestions...

1. Invent an Imaginary Friend - Always a classic. You can have fun for hours. The only problem is that at the end of the day you are stuck with him/her nagging you and the truth is you only wanted a friend for one day. That's why you have to be sure to kill this imaginary friend when the day is thru. And don't forget to get rid of the body. You don't want your next imaginary friend on the next rainy day to find the corpse.



2. Arts and Crafts - Paper-mâché, coloring or making cool things out of construction paper. The only drawback is that these things usually end in a glue eating contest and someone ends up in the ER.



3. Get yourself banned from as many message boards as possible - A new twist on the rainy day, we combine technology with deviant behavior. Try to set personal bests and then see if you can beat it on the next rainy day. Ask me for suggestions if you're stuck.



4. Play dress up - Another rainy day classic. And if you find yourself enjoying the silky stylings of your sister's/mom's/wife's clothes don't panic. Just tell yourself that you'll only do it on rainy days and the last Friday of every month.



5. Learn a new card game/brush up on an old one - You can do it online or with a deck of cards. And if you pick poker and need some tips - just ask Ellis for advice (if you haven't been banned from SC - see task #3).



6. Play the "Note Game" - If you aren't familiar, I'll explain. What you basically do is make a bunch of notes out leading someone to find something valuable...like a toy/prize. For example, note #1 says "look under the sofa" where the hunter finds another note saying "look on top of the microwave" until finally they find the toy/prize. If you want to take it up a notch, play with someone who has a medical condition and use their necessary medicine as the "prize". That way, if they don't find the medicine in time, they die.



7. End of the World Scenario - What you do here is set all the alarms/timers in your house to go off at a certain time. With all the technology out there today you should be able to find a bunch of things that "go off". Then tell yourself that when those timers go off, the world will end. If you can really convince yourself of such a fate, perhaps one can induce insanity...which would be interesting. Make sure to record what happens when all the timers/alarms go off.



8. Watch a Porno and follow the plot - Cuz really, have you ever followed the plot or even finished watching the entire film?



9. Rearrange your sock drawer - Do it by color and style. That way, when you hear your dad's voice in your head screaming at you about being a worthless a-hole, you'll have something to point to as an accomplishment.

Worthless? Really dad? Well, what the f-uck do you think of this sock drawer, mother f-ucker?



*
*
*
*
*
*
*

buckeyefan78 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-07-2009, 08:32 PM   #2
Ellis
gymnopedist
 
Ellis's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Hyde Park
Posts: 8,136
Ellis has a spectacular aura aboutEllis has a spectacular aura about
Default

You know you're really bored when you watch a porno and follow the plot.
Ellis is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-08-2009, 06:25 PM   #3
buckeyefan78
Happy Land
 
buckeyefan78's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 12,858
buckeyefan78 is a jewel in the roughbuckeyefan78 is a jewel in the roughbuckeyefan78 is a jewel in the rough
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ellis View Post
You know you're really bored when you watch a porno and follow the plot.
Sounds like you're up to the challenge on the next rainy day.

Good luck...

buckeyefan78 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-09-2009, 03:07 AM   #4
Richard the Lionheart
Krenzel/Owen Wilson 2008
 
Richard the Lionheart's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 3,869
Richard the Lionheart will become famous soon enough
Default

I have no doubt that this makes me an oddity, but I need a plot.
__________________
You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows...
Richard the Lionheart is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-09-2009, 03:20 AM   #5
Ellis
gymnopedist
 
Ellis's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Hyde Park
Posts: 8,136
Ellis has a spectacular aura aboutEllis has a spectacular aura about
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Richard the Lionheart View Post
I have no doubt that this makes me an oddity, but I need a plot.
I wish they'd do away with plots altogether. Sure, a good plot with good acting would make for a great porno, but a bad plot and bad acting make the movie unwatchable for any purposes.
Ellis is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-09-2009, 06:17 PM   #6
buckeyefan78
Happy Land
 
buckeyefan78's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Posts: 12,858
buckeyefan78 is a jewel in the roughbuckeyefan78 is a jewel in the roughbuckeyefan78 is a jewel in the rough
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Richard the Lionheart View Post
I have no doubt that this makes me an oddity, but I need a plot.
In that case, I look forward to a post by you in the Movie Review thread on Debbie Does Dallas by the end of the week.
buckeyefan78 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-10-2009, 02:06 AM   #7
Richard the Lionheart
Krenzel/Owen Wilson 2008
 
Richard the Lionheart's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 3,869
Richard the Lionheart will become famous soon enough
Default

I'm not old enought to have seen Debbie Does Dallas, but seriously, don't you guys feel a little "more into it" when there is a cool plot that let's you feel like you're in on the action? C'mon!
__________________
You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows...
Richard the Lionheart is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-10-2009, 03:45 AM   #8
Ellis
gymnopedist
 
Ellis's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Hyde Park
Posts: 8,136
Ellis has a spectacular aura aboutEllis has a spectacular aura about
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Richard the Lionheart View Post
I'm not old enought to have seen Debbie Does Dallas, but seriously, don't you guys feel a little "more into it" when there is a cool plot that let's you feel like you're in on the action? C'mon!
I would, but I've never seen porno with a believable plot or good acting.

It never works; They should just do away with it.

We need Toby to start reviewing pornos.
Ellis is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-10-2009, 07:29 AM   #9
tobynosker
Sports Virtuoso
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 3,309
tobynosker is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ellis
We need Toby to start reviewing pornos.
If history holds true, I'd probably only be able to review the first quarter of the film. You would have to watch it and tell me how it ends.
tobynosker is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-10-2009, 08:48 AM   #10
ghostofSC
All-Star Player
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 205
ghostofSC is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by tobynosker View Post
If history holds true, I'd probably only be able to review the first quarter of the film.
You could review it one quarter at a time.

But, just like any tear-jerker, make sure you have a box of tissues nearby.
ghostofSC is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-10-2009, 01:05 PM   #11
Richard the Lionheart
Krenzel/Owen Wilson 2008
 
Richard the Lionheart's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 3,869
Richard the Lionheart will become famous soon enough
Default

The plot is all that separates man from the beasts...
__________________
You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows...
Richard the Lionheart is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-10-2009, 01:25 PM   #12
themush
Banned
 
themush's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Tampa, Fl
Posts: 8,839
themush has a spectacular aura aboutthemush has a spectacular aura about
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Richard the Lionheart View Post
The plot is all that separates man from the breasts...
There ya go fixed it.
themush is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-10-2009, 08:08 PM   #13
ghostofSC
All-Star Player
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 205
ghostofSC is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Richard the Lionheart View Post
The plot is all that separates man from the beasts...

What kind of f-ed up porn are you watching?
ghostofSC is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-12-2009, 07:16 PM   #14
Marc
Administrator
 
Marc's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Charlotte, NC
Posts: 25,019
Marc will become famous soon enough
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by tobynosker View Post
If history holds true, I'd probably only be able to review the first quarter of the film. You would have to watch it and tell me how it ends.
That's quite a public admission, Speedy Gonzalez.
__________________
Marc James - SCMB Administrator | Sports Central Managing Editor & Founder
Teams: [Kentucky Wildcats] [Green Bay Packers] [Charlotte Bobcats]
Follow on Twitter: @mnjames | @sportcentral
Marc is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-13-2009, 09:04 AM   #15
tobynosker
Sports Virtuoso
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 3,309
tobynosker is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Marc
That's quite a public admission, Speedy Gonzalez.
"If you don't bust a nut when I bust a nut...then you fresh out of ****ing luck!" - the late Bernie Mac
tobynosker is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Top Minor League Prospects, by League catman Major League Baseball 18 10-28-2008 03:36 PM
Happy St. Patrick's Day! Marc The Lounge 4 03-18-2002 12:14 AM
Sunday stat package--Sep 9 nyy26wc Major League Baseball 11 09-09-2001 03:30 PM
Around the majors reports--Sep 9 nyy26wc Major League Baseball 10 09-09-2001 03:07 PM
Memorial Day Tribute Tsmaz The Lounge 14 05-09-2001 05:51 PM



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 02:30 AM.