By Topher
Bordeau
Saturday, November 17, 2001
Sure, he only won the Masters and a few other non-majors. And Lefty, the
Goose, and Mr. Oakley all lit up various parts of the season with spectacular
play. But still, the distance in points between Tiger and second place
(Mickleson) in the 2001 World Rankings was equal to the gap between Mick
and 68th place (John Huston). Shouldn't that tell you something? If not,
consider that making the drop down from Tiger to second place in the Ryder
Cup standings (Lefty again) is the same as falling from Mickleson to Paul
Azinger in 22nd. Those captain's picks just ruined my comparison, but you
get the point.
So how do we measure his Tigreatness? Maybe we need a new language, one that
finds new words for "greatness" and dominance. I've heard that the Eskimos
have forty-seven words for snow. Forty-seven, because there is so much of
it in their environment. Maybe we should have more words for "really good
golfer," something better than "scratch," or "ace," or "hustler." That must
be Tiger's legacy, more words. No, probably not. I tigress.
Searching for adequate comparisons, my attention naturally wandered to golf's
Hall of Fame induction ceremonies, held last Sunday. Greg Norman, Karsten
Solheim, Judy Bell, and Alan Robertson all got in (among others), and it's
fitting. They're all Tigrrific, in their own special ways. What better way
to recap the year in golf than comparing the sport's newly minted heros to
its perennial Chosen One?
Everyone who has heard of Allan Robertson, please stand up. Now sit down.
You're all liars and should be ashamed of yourselves. Allan Robertson died
in 1859, the year before the first British Open. He never got a chance to
prove himself in a major, but it's been said that he never lost a singles
match. A century and a half from now, when the four Majors have become the
4C Championship Challenge (the official golf tournament of the Davis
family), Tiger will be in the same situation: lacking a standard to be measured
by. Robertson also revolutionized the golf ball by stuffing feathers into
a leather case. Woods has forced similar equipment changes across the game.
You can be sure that Lefty would be plucking a bird right now if he thought
Robertson's trick would work for him.
Karsten Solhiem? Most of us probably know who he is; he started Ping golf
equipment. Many of us have played with cavity-backed irons. He started those,
too. And he's changed the game much the same way Woods and Robertson did,
by giving Woods' competitors better darts to throw at the charging Tiger.
It won't make much of a difference in the wins and losses, but the sport
will benefit. And people like us get new toys to covet.
Judy Bell was the first woman elected to the presidency of the United
States Golf Association. If he wanted to, Woods could probably have that
job tomorrow. But I'm pretty sure he won't miss the extra income, although
he deserves more accolades than Bell will ever get, even as a member of the
Hall of Fame. Bell broke the gender barrier in the behind the scenes part
of the USGA. Woods wasn't the first to break the barrier, but he was the
first to render it useless. Woods isn't just a minority on tour because of
his skin color. No one shares his talent, either.
Before you ask me to stop rubbing Tiger's back to adjust the pillow under
his head, I'll stop my pampering here. The next comparison isn't quite as
kind. In the late '80s and early '90s, Greg Norman stood at the top of his
game. He was more than a player, he was an icon. He had cars, jets, estates,
and a fearsome demeanor on the course that kept earning him more of the first
three. When his line of clothing came out, The Shark was invincible. Then
something happened. A small back injury, a few blown putts, a major here
and three more there. Norman is a has-been. A lot of talent now washed up.
An icon of the rise and the fall. Sure, Norman's still a class act, and Woods
will always be one, too. But Tiger, be careful. You have more wins, money,
and fame than Norman ever did.
You have a lot more to lose.
That's why we'll watch in 2002.
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