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(To the tune of "Willie, Mickey, and The Duke")

Well, the Marlins have won it
Josh Beckett had done it
And The Big Stein fumed from here to Tokyo

Steroids were being scorned
OPS was being born
And Steve Bartman wouldn't be getting tickets for awhile

I'm talking baseball
Ichiro and The Big Hurt
Talking baseball
Pedro followed by Curt

If they don't do it, I don't know who will
And BoSox fans will continue to be ill

Because of Derek, Mariano, and A-Rod
I said Derek, Mariano, and A-Rod

Well, now being a Cubs fan
Means more than being a Bud man
This is the best shot they've had since '69

Andy and Roger, they went home
Pitching in the shadows of the Astrodome
And the Angels added Vlad Guerrero and Colon

I'm talking baseball
Zito, Hud, and Mulder
Talking baseball
How is Griffey's shoulder?

I haven't yet given the Bonds rundown
He'll hit a few more dingers on the way to Cooperstown

But they're all chasing Derek, Mariano, and A-Rod
I said Derek, Mariano, and A-Rod

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