September 2, 2010

Fortune Cookies For Sports Figures
Forget chimps that can pick football winners or an octopus that can predict the World Cup. The only way to find out what will really happen to beloved sports figures is to go to the source of future information everyone trusts: fortune cookies. Complete Story
August 19, 2010

Lance Stephenson Needs to Step His Game Up
Professional athletes occasionally run afoul of the law. It happens. But when it happens in a way that’s so despicable, it cannot be ignored. One of the newest Indiana Pacers, Lance Stephenson, joined that club when he allegedly pushed his girlfriend down a flight of steps. Complete Story
August 5, 2010
Favre’s Sexting Pathetic For All the Wrong Reasons
Brett Favre caused an Internet firestorm due to allegations that he sexted a former team employee. That’s discouraging. Not because he hit on a younger, attractive woman — that’s expected by pro athletes. What’s discouraging, and pathetic, is that he’s clearly doing this to look hip. Complete Story
July 9, 2010
Time to Tap Out, Cleveland
Come on, Cleveland fans. You don’t need to take this. Just start supporting musical theater or pick a new team or a new sport. This has gone far enough and soon, it won’t even be fun anymore, says SC’s Mark Chalifoux in the latest Sports Gospel. Complete Story
June 25, 2010
Why Does World Cup End Badly For Women?
Another week in World Cup soccer, another story involving the victimization of women. This time, an Algerian reporter gets slapped. What is it about soccer that invites people to beat women? Complete Story
June 11, 2010
English Ladies, Keep Your Hands Up, it’s World Cup Time
Spousal abuse reports in London go up by an astonishing 25 percent when England plays in the World Cup. That’s right, when their team plays, they beat the crap out of their women. Worse is academia’s solution: making sure the kids aren’t there to see it. Complete Story
May 27, 2010
The New Rules of Being a Sports Fan
What happens when you root for a school you never went to? What should happen is nothing. What does happen is stupid people get upset. And sometimes do stupid things, as SC’s Mark Chalifoux explains in this week’s Sports Gospel. Complete Story
May 13, 2010
Green Power Ranger … MMA Fighter?
The Green Power Ranger is close to turning pro as a mixed martial arts fighter. How has the mainstream media missed this? How is this not a reality TV show yet? The blame lies not with the Megazords, but with the Green Ranger himself. Complete Story
April 15, 2010
Surprise! Another Erin Andrews Hatchet Job
Another media figure is ripping Erin Andrews for being on “Dancing With the Stars.” This time, it’s a complete nobody. SC’s Mark Chalifoux says the American people need to take responsibility for this. Complete Story
April 1, 2010
Let’s Keep WWE Contained in a Wrestling Ring
Wrestling is ridiculous, but it’s fine if it stays in its little world. When it starts to creep out, it becomes a problem. And it’s happening as Linda McMahon runs for Congress. Complete Story
More Sports Gospel According to Mark Commentary
| 03.18.10 | The Miracle on Ice, or the Miracle Game of Beer Pong | By Mark Chalifoux |
| 02.19.10 | Tony Kornheiser, “Come On” Yourself! | By Mark Chalifoux |
| 02.04.10 | NCAA Tournament Expansion? No! | By Mark Chalifoux |
| 01.21.10 | Just What Sports Needs, More Racism! | By Mark Chalifoux |
| 01.07.10 | Dolphins Fans Get What They Deserve | By Mark Chalifoux |
| 12.10.09 | Rick Reilly Eats Babies | By Mark Chalifoux |
| 12.05.09 | Tiger is Still Better Than You | By Mark Chalifoux |
| 11.12.09 | In Defense of Goliath | By Mark Chalifoux |
| 10.29.09 | Steve Phillips Saves America’s Self-Esteem | By Mark Chalifoux |
| 10.15.09 | Why the NFL Needs Rush Limbaugh | By Mark Chalifoux |
| 10.01.09 | Why Kids Need Drugs | By Mark Chalifoux |
| 09.17.09 | Mike Vick, American Hero | By Mark Chalifoux |
| 01.30.07 | Barbaro LIVES! | By Mark Chalifoux |
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