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buckeyefan78 04-07-2009 07:48 PM

9 Things to do on a Rainy Day...
 
Bored on a rainy day? Here are some suggestions...

1. Invent an Imaginary Friend - Always a classic. You can have fun for hours. The only problem is that at the end of the day you are stuck with him/her nagging you and the truth is you only wanted a friend for one day. That's why you have to be sure to kill this imaginary friend when the day is thru. And don't forget to get rid of the body. You don't want your next imaginary friend on the next rainy day to find the corpse.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1201/...ab20d22548.jpg

2. Arts and Crafts - Paper-mâché, coloring or making cool things out of construction paper. The only drawback is that these things usually end in a glue eating contest and someone ends up in the ER.

http://spectraproductsgroup.com/store/media/sat38.jpg

3. Get yourself banned from as many message boards as possible - A new twist on the rainy day, we combine technology with deviant behavior. Try to set personal bests and then see if you can beat it on the next rainy day. Ask me for suggestions if you're stuck.

http://www.ripten.com/wp-content/upl...a-ban-fest.jpg

4. Play dress up - Another rainy day classic. And if you find yourself enjoying the silky stylings of your sister's/mom's/wife's clothes don't panic. Just tell yourself that you'll only do it on rainy days and the last Friday of every month.

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images...son.081808.jpg

5. Learn a new card game/brush up on an old one - You can do it online or with a deck of cards. And if you pick poker and need some tips - just ask Ellis for advice (if you haven't been banned from SC - see task #3).

http://www.harford.edu/ClubsAndOrgs/...oker_cards.jpg

6. Play the "Note Game" - If you aren't familiar, I'll explain. What you basically do is make a bunch of notes out leading someone to find something valuable...like a toy/prize. For example, note #1 says "look under the sofa" where the hunter finds another note saying "look on top of the microwave" until finally they find the toy/prize. If you want to take it up a notch, play with someone who has a medical condition and use their necessary medicine as the "prize". That way, if they don't find the medicine in time, they die.

http://www.nsvl.org.uk/images/recoveryposition.jpg

7. End of the World Scenario - What you do here is set all the alarms/timers in your house to go off at a certain time. With all the technology out there today you should be able to find a bunch of things that "go off". Then tell yourself that when those timers go off, the world will end. If you can really convince yourself of such a fate, perhaps one can induce insanity...which would be interesting. Make sure to record what happens when all the timers/alarms go off.

http://affordablehousinginstitute.or...ng-2-small.jpg

8. Watch a Porno and follow the plot - Cuz really, have you ever followed the plot or even finished watching the entire film?

http://jemcommunicationswi.com/image/30467829.jpeg

9. Rearrange your sock drawer - Do it by color and style. That way, when you hear your dad's voice in your head screaming at you about being a worthless a-hole, you'll have something to point to as an accomplishment.

Worthless? Really dad? Well, what the f-uck do you think of this sock drawer, mother f-ucker?

http://common.tycoonresearch.com/ass...k_drawer_1.jpg

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Ellis 04-07-2009 08:32 PM

You know you're really bored when you watch a porno and follow the plot.

buckeyefan78 04-08-2009 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Ellis (Post 295748)
You know you're really bored when you watch a porno and follow the plot.

Sounds like you're up to the challenge on the next rainy day.

Good luck...

:thumbsup2:

Richard the Lionheart 04-09-2009 03:07 AM

I have no doubt that this makes me an oddity, but I need a plot.

Ellis 04-09-2009 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Richard the Lionheart (Post 295774)
I have no doubt that this makes me an oddity, but I need a plot.

I wish they'd do away with plots altogether. Sure, a good plot with good acting would make for a great porno, but a bad plot and bad acting make the movie unwatchable for any purposes.

buckeyefan78 04-09-2009 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Richard the Lionheart (Post 295774)
I have no doubt that this makes me an oddity, but I need a plot.

In that case, I look forward to a post by you in the Movie Review thread on Debbie Does Dallas by the end of the week.

Richard the Lionheart 04-10-2009 02:06 AM

I'm not old enought to have seen Debbie Does Dallas, but seriously, don't you guys feel a little "more into it" when there is a cool plot that let's you feel like you're in on the action? C'mon!

Ellis 04-10-2009 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Richard the Lionheart (Post 295808)
I'm not old enought to have seen Debbie Does Dallas, but seriously, don't you guys feel a little "more into it" when there is a cool plot that let's you feel like you're in on the action? C'mon!

I would, but I've never seen porno with a believable plot or good acting.

It never works; They should just do away with it.

We need Toby to start reviewing pornos.

tobynosker 04-10-2009 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Ellis
We need Toby to start reviewing pornos.
If history holds true, I'd probably only be able to review the first quarter of the film. You would have to watch it and tell me how it ends. ;)

ghostofSC 04-10-2009 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tobynosker (Post 295813)
If history holds true, I'd probably only be able to review the first quarter of the film.

You could review it one quarter at a time.

But, just like any tear-jerker, make sure you have a box of tissues nearby.

Richard the Lionheart 04-10-2009 01:05 PM

The plot is all that separates man from the beasts...

themush 04-10-2009 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Richard the Lionheart (Post 295816)
The plot is all that separates man from the breasts...

There ya go fixed it.

ghostofSC 04-10-2009 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Richard the Lionheart (Post 295816)
The plot is all that separates man from the beasts...


What kind of f-ed up porn are you watching?

Marc 04-12-2009 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tobynosker (Post 295813)
If history holds true, I'd probably only be able to review the first quarter of the film. You would have to watch it and tell me how it ends. ;)

That's quite a public admission, Speedy Gonzalez. :lol:

tobynosker 04-13-2009 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marc
That's quite a public admission, Speedy Gonzalez. :lol:
"If you don't bust a nut when I bust a nut...then you fresh out of ****ing luck!" - the late Bernie Mac

buckeyefan78 04-13-2009 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Richard the Lionheart (Post 295808)
I'm not old enought to have seen Debbie Does Dallas, but seriously, don't you guys feel a little "more into it" when there is a cool plot that let's you feel like you're in on the action? C'mon!

You've never seen Debbie Does Dallas? It's the Citizen Kane of skin flicks.

You youngsters are spoiled. In my day we didn't have naked women falling out of every piece of technology on the face of the earth. Porn had to be carefully acquired, viewed and was a rare treat. We appreciated it more.

I don't know. Call me old fashion but it's just the way I was raised.

Ellis 04-13-2009 07:03 PM

Watching the first quarter of a porn? I always skip it; the boring is stuff is at the beginning.

I agree with Ricky that porn would be better if there were high production movies with even less sex and more story. My biggest problem is that the women in porn are always so trashy looking. I'd like to see people who look like the random cute woman that you walk by on the street.

Yeah, I guess technology has spoiled all of us. But for how popular and accessible it is today, the quality has probably gone down.

buckeyefan78 04-13-2009 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ellis (Post 295871)
Yeah, I guess technology has spoiled all of us. But for how popular and accessible it is today, the quality has probably gone down.

I don't know about the quality going down. This was considered obscene in my day...

http://www.officemuseum.com/Our_Typi...Work_Late..jpg

:P

Ellis 04-13-2009 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by buckeyefan78 (Post 295874)
I don't know about the quality going down. This was considered obscene in my day...

http://www.officemuseum.com/Our_Typi...Work_Late..jpg

:P

lol. True. Plus, in the 70's you had those guys with creepy mustaches...

buckeyefan78 04-14-2009 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Ellis (Post 295875)
lol. True. Plus, in the 70's you had those guys with creepy mustaches...

As someone who had a creepy mustache in the 70s, I'll decline further comment.

:P

themush 04-14-2009 01:42 PM

It's pouring down here. Soooooo....

http://www.idsnews.com/blogs/thesamp...2/samadams.jpg

buckeyefan78 04-14-2009 01:44 PM

I don't know what that has to do with porn but to each his own there Mr. mush.

:P

I talked to my sister in St. Pete this morning. She said there were 300-600 lightning strikes since 7 am.

Wow, what a wonderful place to live...

:rolleyes:

themush 04-14-2009 01:52 PM

Can't scared down here. If'n the Ning don't get ya something else will.


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