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Old 02-28-2005, 12:33 AM   #11
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"Hello, is this the FBI?"

"Yes. What can we do for you?"

"I'm calling to report my neighbor Billy Bob Smith who lives on Highway 1. He's hiding marijuana inside his firewood."

"Well, we thank you very much for the tip-off call, sir."

The next day, FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at Billy Bob and leave shaking their heads.

The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.

"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"


"Did they chop your firewood?"


"Happy birthday, buddy!"
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