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Old 02-27-2005, 07:37 PM   #7
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A man goes to the store to pick his wife up some Tampons. He askes the Girl behind the counter where they are so she shows him. A few minutes later he comes back up to the counter with some string and cottonballs the lady says to him "Sir I thought you needed Tampons. The man says "Well last week I sent my wife out for cigarettes and she got rolling paper and tobacco because she said it was cheaper."
Danny:I haven't even told my father I'm not gonna get that scholarship. I'm gonna end up working in a lumberyard the rest of my life.
Ty:What's wrong with lumber? I own two lumberyards
Danny: notice you don't spend too much time there
Ty:I'm not quite sure where they are
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