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Old 03-21-2015, 04:55 AM   #1
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Default Golf Distraction

Guy at clubhouse: "How was your round?"
Golfer: "Awl, I really blew it! There was a big distraction out there."
Guy at clubhouse: "Distraction, what kind of distraction?"
Golfer: "There was a golfer on the course wearing jeans and I just couldn't focus!"
Guy at clubhouse: "There's no accounting for taste. Some people just have no etiquette or scruples."
Guy at clubhouse: "Hey, I love those flashy bright colorful patchwork shin high knickerbockers you wear; now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout! Where did you get them?"
Golfer: "From a clown and circus surplus store."
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