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Old 10-21-2004, 09:31 AM   #1
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Old 10-21-2004, 01:58 PM   #2
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You should have just named this the "Greatest Thread Ever."

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Old 10-21-2004, 02:50 PM   #3
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Old 10-21-2004, 04:17 PM   #6
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Eric, it's one-at-a-time so that everyone has a chance to post the "good" ones, which you are hogging.

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Old 10-21-2004, 04:24 PM   #7
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Old 10-21-2004, 08:42 PM   #13
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Noon, you forgot the rest of the line: "That's the American way."

One of my own:

"Marge, somebody broke the toilet."
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