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Old 01-20-2006, 06:52 PM   #1
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Jay, thought you might get a kick out of this one... and yeah, they dogged my team too - so I'll post it as well...
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RUTHERFORD, NJ—Despite the doubts of many football fans, media figures, and people within the Jets organization itself, the New York Jets have indeed finished their entire 2005-2006 season. "We might have lost 12 games, our coach, and possibly our starting quarterback," said GM Terry Bradway, who called the season a "qualified success" in a subdued press conference Tuesday. "But in spite of everything, we fielded a team that played 16 regular-season NFL games. There are only 31 other teams out there who can say the same thing." Bradway would not comment on whether the Jets would be able to complete future seasons, saying that, for now, team management was concentrating on making it through all seven rounds of the NFL draft.
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Patriots’ 2006 Victory Parade Awkward, Sparsely Attended
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New England fans are the best fans in the world!" said owner Robert Kraft, standing beneath a banner that read "CONGRATULATIONS TO THE NFL CHAMPION PATRIOTS" in bold block letters, with the phrase "Of The AFC East" hastily spray-painted beside it.
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Kraft's speech was interrupted twice by police, who informed the team owner that he had not obtained the proper permit to hold a parade, and delayed for over an hour before the team was notified that the traditional duck boats used for the team's Super Bowl parade had been rented out to other parties after the Patriots' loss to the Broncos on Sunday.
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"Every team out there knows they have to bring their ‘A' game when they take us on. Damned if that wasn't what the Broncos did, too. Kind of takes the edge off the day, but, you know, we've been looking forward to this parade for a long time." "Everyone enjoys a nice parade," added Belichick.
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"No arrests for public intoxication, no overturned cars, and only one woman bared her breasts. And it was a homeless woman who does that to all the truck drivers."
Officials said only one fatality had been reported during the celebration, but that it had actually happened in a dispute over dog ownership in relatively distant Quincy, MA and was most likely unrelated.
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Old 01-20-2006, 08:21 PM   #2
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Both are pretty funny, I always like to see Bostonians made fun of.
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I bet you do, coming from Philly. Still sore about the SB loss?
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Haha good stuff.
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I bet you do, coming from Philly. Still sore about the SB loss?
Extremely, especially after the season we just endured.
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I wasn't gonna post the Pats...but it made me laugh and I gotta be a good/fair sport since you came clean about your jealousy yesterday :lol: . I love that "Pats Champs sign"... "Of The AFC East" spray-painted beside it.
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