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Old 01-14-2007, 02:51 AM   #1
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The monkey plays hockey. He straps on his skates. He tapes his stick. He glides down the ice. He scores a goal.

The monkey likes hockey. He used to live in a zoo. The zoo keeper wasn't very friendly. The monkey liked bananas, but the zoo keeper fed the monkey different fruits. The monkey didn't like this.

One day the monkey walked down to the arctic part of the zoo. He saw the penguins and the polar bears playing hockey. It looked fun.

The monkey decided that hockey was the game for him.

The next day the monkey asked the penguins and polar bears if he could play hockey with them. They said that monkeys weren't allowed to play hockey. One of the penguins exclaimed that monkeys were only allowed to climb trees.

The monkey felt left out.

One night, the monkey decided to escape from the zoo. He wanted to play hockey and eat bananas, not climb trees and eat other fruits.

That night, the monkey put his ski mask on, packed up his belongings and headed out.

The next day the monkey found a nice little condo. He is renting it out.

He also joined a rec. hockey league.

The monkey likes his new life.

The monkey plays hockey.
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Old 01-14-2007, 03:05 AM   #2
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If Ellis is on drugs then I hope he never stops taking them.

If Ellis isn't on drugs then I hope he never does them.
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Old 01-14-2007, 03:05 AM   #3
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I hope this isn't one of those secret ink blot tests which'll give some kind of insight to my inner workings but I liked that one.

If I tried to write that at my age, the monkey woulda been beat senseless & died in the end...
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Old 01-14-2007, 03:34 AM   #4
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The monkey flings poo.

Hooray, monkey!
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Old 01-14-2007, 03:40 AM   #5
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I hope this isn't one of those secret ink blot tests which'll give some kind of insight to my inner workings but I liked that one.

If I tried to write that at my age, the monkey woulda been beat senseless & died in the end...
Note to self: don't take Tark to the zoo.
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Old 01-14-2007, 04:46 AM   #6
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:lol:

Easy on the posts with my name, will ya?

Next I'll hear that some zoo-oligist site is talkin' how I was mean to a monkey...
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Old 01-18-2007, 08:13 PM   #7
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Old 01-20-2007, 05:27 PM   #8
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The monkey had a hat trick vs. the Flyers last night.
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