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Old 03-21-2015, 06:04 AM   #1
jeffpinto
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I'm 28, just started playing because my parents moved into a retirement community with a golf course and my dad took up the game. I'm left-handed and didn't have clubs so I got a set from the shop. The clubs seemed really short and I kept hitting it sideways (maybe a shank, maybe off the edge of the toe, I still don't know). We get to the back nine, I hit another one dead left and it breaks a window on a fairway condo. My dad and me head over to check it out and there's a golf-ball-sized hole at the top of the window, and my ball sitting on the window-sill. A sweet old lady comes to the door and retrieves my ball for me. She said she was watching the Masters when she heard the noise. I guess you could call it "when virtual reality and reality collide. When we get back to the proshop and tell them what happened, the pro looks at the name on my clubs and says, "Nancy Lopez. These are women's clubs."
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