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Old 11-06-2004, 12:18 PM   #1
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Default Seinfeld Quote-'n-Go Thread

Alright boys, I couldn't take it any more... after the success of the Simpsons thread, I NEEDED to post a Seinfeld one. Also note on US Thanksgiving Thursday, Seinfeld RETURNS TO MSTV ON NBC with a reunion show and recap on how Seinfeld started up back in 1989... and the day after, the DVDs are released for seasons 1-3

I'll get things going... Hmmmm... sooo many too choose from but I'll go with:

"So you say we go into NBC and say I have an idea for a show about nothing. They say, 'what's your show about?' I say 'nothing.' ...I think you may have something."

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Old 11-06-2004, 01:03 PM   #2
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Old 11-06-2004, 01:24 PM   #3
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"You see, we have, 'relationship George.' ...BUT, there is also 'independent George' ...That's the 'George' you know, the 'George' you grew up with... 'Movie George,' 'Coffee Shop George,' 'Liar George,' "Bawdy George.'"
"I love that 'George!'"
"Me too!!!!.. and he's DIEING, Jerry!! If 'relationship George' walks through this door, he will KILL 'independent George.'"
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Old 11-06-2004, 03:57 PM   #6
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"you don't know my name, do you Jerry..."
[I know it rhymes with a female body part]
"sure I do............ Mulva?"
"goodbye Jerry"....
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Hahahaha, good one


"It was an isolated sexual incident. Puddy and I are NOT back together."
"Oh, then what do you call it? People don't just bump into each other and have sex. This isn't Cinemax!"
"We just fooled around and then got a bite to eat"
"Ah! Dinner!! Sex, ya, I can understand that, that's meaningless. But dinner is heavy, that's like an hour!"
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Old 11-07-2004, 09:44 AM   #8
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Awesome thread!

Jerry: "I don't understand. Do you have my reservation?"
Rental Car Agent: "We have your reservation, we just ran out of cars."
Jerry: "But the reservation keeps the car here. That's why you have the reservation."
Rental Car Agent: "I think I know why we have reservations."
Jerry: "I don't think you do. You see, you know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to hold the reservation. And that's really the most important part of the reservation: the holding. Anybody can just take them. "
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Hahahaha, the best part about that one is his hand actions when he says "anyone can just take them" ...he starts waving and pulling "reservations" out of the air, it was hilarious

Here's another good one:

"SERENITY NOW!!"
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Old 11-07-2004, 01:16 PM   #10
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nate
Awesome thread!

Jerry: "I don't understand. Do you have my reservation?"
Rental Car Agent: "We have your reservation, we just ran out of cars."
Jerry: "But the reservation keeps the car here. That's why you have the reservation."
Rental Car Agent: "I think I know why we have reservations."
Jerry: "I don't think you do. You see, you know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to hold the reservation. And that's really the most important part of the reservation: the holding. Anybody can just take them. "
I always liked the end of that scene as well.

Agent: "Would you like to pay for insurance?"
Jerry (chuckling): "Ooh..yeah. I am going to beat the hell out of this car."
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Jerry: "Who knows? It's like asking 'where's Waldo.' "
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Hahahaha, I don't remember that one!!

next one:

"Seinfeld, Four!" :lol:
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