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Old 08-17-2006, 03:06 AM   #1
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The Spirit cometh, leading me to share these 21st Century Commandments with thee.

1. Look for Me within you.....going to church, mosque, or temple doesn't make you a Christian, Moslem, or Jew anymore than standing in the rain makes you a cloud.

2. Lighten Up....There is not one shred of evidence supporting your foolish notion that life is so serious.

3. There is no need to debate religion....in simply understanding the vastness of life, you will realize there is no death.

4. True peace lies in silence.....gossip, deceit, and fear are by-products of loose tongues.

5. Be loyal to both family and friends.....remember that love is found through kindness.

6. Forgiveness is reserved for those that follow their hearts.....not the dictates of men.

7. Do not kill.....for you are all apart of the same whole.

8. Do not borrow or steal.....nothing has real value or satisfaction without the positive energy through which it is created or obtained.

9. Eat well, stay fit, live long.....while understanding that you will soon pass from one form of energy to a much more vast one.

10. Do not covet worldly things.....enjoy what you are fortunate to have, seeking understanding above all else.


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Old 08-17-2006, 03:11 AM   #2
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Righteous man....(puff)....righteous.
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Old 08-17-2006, 08:15 AM   #3
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9. Eat well, stay fit, live long...
Didn't Lance Armstrong patent that phrase?
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Old 08-17-2006, 10:22 AM   #4
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Some good points. A little weird, but good.:lol:
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Old 08-17-2006, 01:15 PM   #5
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I like it. Especially 1 and 7.
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1 and 5 are good.

7 is good, except for the death penalty.

Premeditated murder, repeat pedophilia, and pulling up next to me at a stop light with your stereo so loud that your car is shaking, are grounds for taking a bullet in the head.
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