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Old 12-16-2006, 04:17 PM   #1
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Well I just figured I should share some of the wealth that we had going on at the not to be named forum.

Eating a banana........just think about what you look like while doing this

Riding on the back of a motorcycle with a dude............should never ever be done

Using a vacuum cleaner..........this is why we get married

Playing golf........I ain't saying golf is a bad game, it's just imagine what you look like at the top of your swing, and remember while you are doing this your golf buddy is checking out your form.

Having a mullet for a haircut.......dude this isn't the 80's and this haircut should of never been around to begin with.

Going to the movies with just another guy and no females..........do you know how people will see you while doing this.

Riding on a Mo-Pad................unless your advertising that you want your ----- whooped then dont do this.

Rooting for the Raiders or the Titans in public or secretly..............there are better things to root for such as who the next celeb will be to sit with Dan Snyder at a Redskins game, or for me to quit writing this pointless thread..........................j/k
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Old 12-16-2006, 04:18 PM   #2
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Walking around in spandex........unless you are someone who can kick my --- such as a football player or a wrestler, then you should never ever wear this

Blowing on a plate of food cuz it is hot...............matter of fact you shouldn't blow on anything for any reason

Watching Brokeback Mountain..............this is the scariest movie to come out since Spice World and it should never be viewed, or else you will have gastly nightmares.

Wearing shorts that go to your ankles.......I myself like to wear long shorts but I refuse to wear a pair of capri's for men, only women should wear capri's(they look better in em anyways)
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Old 12-16-2006, 04:18 PM   #3
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Wearing leather chaps..............if you do this you might as well start singing the YMCA cuz it ain't manly

ricing out your car without boosting performance.................what is the point of looking and sounding fast when you can't beat a Ford Probe?

ricing out a ford, dodge or any other domestic car..............poser

buying spinner rims from wal-mart................not only is this not a manly thing but you should be shot for this
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Old 12-16-2006, 04:44 PM   #4
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Ordering a Mango Margarita. I know from experience. We went out to a mexican restaraunt last night and I ordered one. I felt like a pansy the whole time. I will just go for Corona next time. :lol:
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Old 12-17-2006, 12:26 AM   #5
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Hmm, glad I put my bananas in a blender rather than eating them in their natural form, haha. Even if it is a fruit protein shake, I'm not ashamed cuz it builds muscle. But funny stuff there.
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Old 12-17-2006, 01:03 PM   #6
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Screaming when you see a bug or insect. I have seen guys do this. I loss all respect as I go over and kill it for them. What a wuss!!!!!!!!
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Old 12-17-2006, 01:06 PM   #7
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Wearing tight or stretch jeans.. wearing jeans that are too short (they look like capris). Wearing shorts that are too short or too tight. Wearing speedos unless you are a professional swimmer of course. Otherwise thats a no no. Shaving your chest or arm hair very unmanly. Its ok to trim and keep orderly but No hair = unmanly.
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Old 12-17-2006, 01:46 PM   #8
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Doubting in who you are.
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Old 12-17-2006, 11:36 PM   #9
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grifter, my man gets histerical when he sees spiders! :lol:

A man wearing thongs! eeeewwww not very manly!
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Old 12-18-2006, 08:16 PM   #10
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dude's should not suck on a straw either or eat a popsicle unless they're chillin out with their buddies watching brokeback mountain
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Old 12-19-2006, 09:22 AM   #11
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Well I just figured I should share some of the wealth that we had going on at the not to be named forum....

Grifter.... you forgot "smoking light cigarettes...."
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Old 12-19-2006, 11:33 AM   #12
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Some good pointer there Grifter.
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Old 12-19-2006, 02:03 PM   #13
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What's wrong with light cigs!? I smoke pall-mall lights, I'd rather not burn my mouth eating piping hot food... I had to ride on the back of my buddies motorcycle because he followed me while I was taking mine into the shop... Golf is fun, especially with beer and whacky tobacky. If you can't go to a movie with a buddy, then you're quite insecure... I know I'm not gay, and my buddy isn't either... I dunno what's wrong with a straw, do you like a bunch of ice in your face? I know I don't lol... Speedos, mullets, capris are all bad don't do it! As far as bugs I'm fine aslong as they don't dive bomb me! Bees, and wasps drive me nuts, and if they F with me they usually end up dead! Bananas taste terrible anyways so I stay away from them, give me an apple or a peach !

What's wrong with tight jeans, NYG Babe? I have a pair, and my woman digs it!

p.s. grifter, using a vacuum cleaner gets you sex points with the wifey or fiance - helping around the house helps keep a relationship alive!
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Old 12-19-2006, 02:51 PM   #14
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ok, now I get to say it.

BURT REYNOLDS is bulletless bag-o-BS

Clint Eastwood chewed him up and spit him out a long time ago

its like comparing Farah Fawcett with Raquel Welsh.

no wall of shame............

who cares anyway. Swiller Light?
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Old 12-19-2006, 03:02 PM   #15
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I don't think I ever put this on the Man Law thread but it makes me sad that Miller Lite came out with those commercials. Because they can be pretty funny but Miller is disgusting.
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