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Old 12-06-2002, 07:48 PM   #1
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Talking The New Politically Correct Verbalization Of Women And Men

THE NEW POLITICALLY CORRECT VERBALIZATION OF WOMEN AND MEN

1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
3. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION
SUPERHIGHWAY.
4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY
INCONVENIENCED.
7. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
8. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
9. She is not a TWO BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.

How to speak about MEN and be POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN
STORAGE FACILITY
2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN
3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS
4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION
5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL
RELATIONSHIPS
6. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION
7. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY
8. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED
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Old 12-06-2002, 08:57 PM   #2
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2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

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Old 12-07-2002, 03:42 AM   #3
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This is great!
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Old 12-07-2002, 09:01 AM   #4
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Old 12-07-2002, 10:23 AM   #5
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Simon, you seem to have a lot of time on your hands...
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Old 12-07-2002, 12:26 PM   #6
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i enjoy #2 as well
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Old 12-08-2002, 11:43 PM   #7
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Yeah.... you can always rely on me for this kinda stuff.

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Old 12-09-2002, 01:57 AM   #8
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That's pretty cool stuff Shaggy.
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Old 12-09-2002, 05:30 PM   #9
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Where do you come up with all this stuff?
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Old 12-09-2002, 07:59 PM   #10
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:lol: People email it to me.... I see it on other boards. If its funny... I'll post it.
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Oh.
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