By John
McManus
Friday, November 23rd, 2001
Have you ever watched a game where the coaching was so bad you were just
disgusted? I recall a few Bengals games with Bruce Coslet at the helm. What
about a coach who has an abundance of talent on his team and just underachieves
in a big way? Pat Kennedy and DePaul ring a bell?
There is a word that my friends have made synonymous with bad coaching. That
word is bozo. Many bozos have come and gone and come again and gone again
in the turbulent world of coaching. Having watched college basketball games
for many years now, my friends and I have had many opportunities to call
a coach a bozo. Sometimes it was definitely appropriate and other times it
was in the heat of the moment. We sometimes regretted it. In 2000, one of
my friends tagged the bozo label on then North Carolina head coach Bill
Guthridge, but he removed it when the Tar Heels made their unexpected run
to the Final Four as a number eight seed.
The intent of this piece though is not to bash coaches. After all, I feel
that administrators are sometimes too quick in pulling the trigger and firing
a coach. It's one thing to call him a bozo; it's another to strip him of
his livelihood.
Let's honor the coaches, especially those in the college basketball fraternity.
I've taken my friends' bozo phenomena and developed my own little idea from
it, a sort of elite coaching fraternity. It is called Bozo Immunity.
Think of it as achieving tenure in teaching, earning a gold shield in the
police department or being made in the mob. Earning Bozo Immunity
is not easy, it is truly an elite group. Here is my criteria:
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You must be actively coaching in Division I college basketball.
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You must have won a national championship or have a proven track record
as an outstanding head coach.
Let's face it, winning the NCAA Tournament is one of the most difficult coaching
feats in all of sports. Many great coaches haven't even made it to the Final
Four. So I feel that if you can take your team through the madness of March
and win it all, you've earned Bozo Immunity.
There is another catch, Bozo Immunity is granted to only one coach
at the end of each season. Obviously, if the winning coach at the Final Four
is a first-time national champion as a head coach, he gets it automatically.
If otherwise, like last season when Duke won with Mike Krzyzewski, a charter
member of the club, a third national title, someone else must be selected.
In last season's case, Lute Olson already had it, Tom Izzo already had it,
and while Gary Williams did an outstanding job getting to the Final Four,
he needs to do a little more to earn it. So after much thinking, I selected
someone who came close to winning it all twice and has been a winner on a
consistent basis throughout his career. I finally granted Bozo Immunity
to Jim Boeheim.
Please note that I only began granting Bozo Immunity during the 1997
season. So here goes, the following coaches are immune from being referred
to as "bozo" for as long as they shall coach:
Jim Boeheim (Syracuse) - granted 2001
Jim Calhoun (Connecticut) - granted 1999
Steve Fisher (San Diego State) - charter member
Jim Harrick (Georgia) - charter member
Tom Izzo (Michigan State) - granted 2000
Bob Knight (Texas Tech) - charter member
Mike Krzyzewski (Duke) - charter member
Rick Majerus (Utah) - charter member
Rollie Massimino (Cleveland State) - charter member
Lute Olson (Arizona) - granted 1997
Rick Pitino (Louisville) - charter member
Nolan Richardson (Arkansas) - charter member
Tubby Smith (Kentucky) - granted 1998
Jerry Tarkanian (Fresno State) - charter member
Roy Williams (Kansas) - charter member
So who are the top candidates to join this exclusive club in 2002? Well,
there are many great coaches out there who are still not immune to being
referred to as bozo. Billy Donovan at Florida, John Chaney at Temple, Gene
Keady at Purdue, Mike Montgomery at Stanford, and Bill Self at Illinois
immediately come to mind. There is also that new wave of young coaches like
Tommy Amaker at Michigan, Steve Alford at Iowa, and Quin Snyder at Missouri.
If one of these coaches runs the table in the NCAA Tournament, then the answer
is simple. Otherwise, I'll be faced with another tough decision.
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