By Glenn
McCready
Sunday, October 20th, 2002
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So the season is two weeks old. It's still new, it's still fresh, everybody
is still full of hope. Hell, Minnesota and Tampa Bay are still
undefeated. One of fun things that announcers do early on is to stretch the
figures out to the end of the season. For example, if a guy scores a goal
in his first three games of the season, you might hear something like, "Well,
Dick, he's on pace to score 82 this season," or something silly like
that.
Remember (as noted in this very space) that this time of year is for hoping
and wishing and all of that stuff. If you want to be realistic, and if this
breaks anyone's heart, I apologize, but Tampa and Minnesota are not going
to run the table, nor are the Devils, also undefeated at this point.
Not to pick on them, but lets use Tampa as an example. If we were to move
this out to the end, Tampa Bay would score about 465 goals this year and
give up 246. On the same token, Phoenix would only score 180, while
surrendering 295.
At this rate, Atlanta would go 0-82, but Shawn McEachern would
score over 80 goals. I could go on, but you get the idea.
For those of you playing rotisserie, just breath in slowly and deeply, and
be assured in the knowledge that your first pick, Peter Forsberg,
will outscore McEachern, and that Nikolai Khabibulin will more than
likely have a GAA below 3.
One other early season note, while I'm on the subject. Detroit raised
their Stanley Cup banner, then promptly went out and lost the game that followed
the ceremony. I've noticed that this happens a lot. Whenever the home team
has some sort of pregame festivities planned, the home team usually goes
out and gets beaten. Now I understand all the psychological reasons for this,
but you'd think that with all the money teams spend on all facets
of everything remotely connected with the game, someone else would have picked
up on this.
Here's my idea -- I know you want to raise the banners, or present the Silver
Sticks (a big one at MSG) in front of the fans, but maybe do it on an off-day?
This way, there can be just the ceremony, and there won't be the problem
of the visiting team, sitting in the dressing room, sweating their butts
of and probably getting motivated while you guys are glad-handing and
back-patting. Anyway, that's just an idea.
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