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Old 06-04-2001, 05:15 PM   #1
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Default Funny and bizarre Baseball stories

Here's a funny Baseball story I heard on the radio.

Padres' starting pitcher Adam Eaton will miss his next start because he stabbed himself with a knife while opening up a DVD package.

Eaton's quote afterward, "I guess if you're going to point a knife at yourself, you should point it to the side."

Hehe, Eaton's such a genius. Yeah I know opening up those DVD packages are kind of hard but you would think it only logical, that if you use a knife to open it up, point it away from you so if it slips, you're not in the way.
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Old 06-04-2001, 06:03 PM   #2
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...you would think it only logical, that if you use a knife to open it up, point it away from you so if it slips, you're not in the way.
Yeah..... you usually world... key word = "usually"!!!!!!!!
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Old 06-04-2001, 11:44 PM   #3
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Interesting and funny. Some people just don't use common sense all the time. You'd be suprised how often it happens.
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Old 06-05-2001, 12:30 AM   #4
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Yeah, I like the funny injury stories.

There was always that Marlins player that went on the DL after he strained a muscle watching TV. I've heard players strain a rib cage muscle sneezing too.
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