Slant Pattern
May 8, 2026
Musings on ESPN’s MLB Coverage
In this week’s edition of the Slant Pattern, SC’s Kevin Beane gently contemplates a mid-spring Thursday night baseball doubleheader on ESPN. Complete Story
April 23, 2026
Heavyweight Boxing Pulse Check
SC’s Kevin Beane tells you what’s going on in the world of men’s heavyweight boxing, particularly at the top, in the U.S. (stock down), the UK (stock sadly up), and this weekend in this edition of the Slant Pattern. Complete Story
April 8, 2026
Slant Pattern Odds and Ends
It’s time for another round of shorter takes from SC’s Kevin Beane. What’s the latest on college basketball coaching changes? Who won the men’s curling championship? What’s hoppin’ on Twitter? He’ll tell you. Complete Story
March 26, 2026
Taking the Pulse on United States Curling
Still have curling fever after the Olympics? SC’s Kevin Beane has got you, and let’s you know where the Yanks stand on the men’s, women’s, and mixed doubles. Complete Story
March 11, 2026
The Current, Sad Reality of the Big Dance
Does Miami belong in the NCAA tournament this year? Yes, absolutely. At the same time, it’s complicated. SC’s Kevin Beane explains in the Slant Pattern. Complete Story
February 26, 2026
Get to Know Skimo
Learn all about ski mountaineering, which made its Olympic debut last week, from SC’s Kevin Beane (who says it’s like obstacle-course skiing) in the Slant Pattern! Complete Story
February 11, 2026
The World’s Earliest Week 1 College Football Preview
Already, we are ready for some college football around here, and SC’s Kevin Beane has his earliest Week 1 preview yet! There’s not a ton of salivating matchups, to be honest, but there are some intriguing ones. Read all about it in the Slant Pattern! Complete Story
January 28, 2026
Australian Open Odds and Ends
SC’s Kevin Beane does not appreciate the pre-empting ESPN did for the Sabalenka/Jovic match, and he doesn’t appreciate some of the questions Aussie Open journalists are asking the Americans. He also gives his winners’ predications in this latest edition of the Slant Pattern. Complete Story
January 14, 2026
Why the MLS is Better Than the SPFL
People are taking very large, very boisterous, and very wrong conclusions about what Wilfried Nancy’s failure at Celtic means for U.S. soccer, and for Scottish soccer. SC’s Kevin Beane explains. Complete Story
January 5, 2026
The Haves and Have-Nots of Sports Fandom
In the Slant Pattern, SC’s Kevin Beane takes on the fans that seem dumbstruck that the stakeholders across multiple sports will choose the most profitable path rather than the most meritorious. Complete Story
More Slant Pattern Commentary
| 12.10.25 | Yet Another College Football Playoff Column | By Kevin Beane |
| 11.26.25 | Keep Your Memory and Temper Long for the CFP Playoff | By Kevin Beane |
| 11.12.25 | The Strange Journey of the 2025 Cleveland Guardians | By Kevin Beane |
| 10.29.25 | Stop Firing All These Coaches Midseason | By Kevin Beane |
| 10.15.25 | Lafayette vs. Oregon State Preview | By Kevin Beane |
| 10.02.25 | Big Changes Afoot for the CFL | By Kevin Beane |
| 09.18.25 | Slant Pattern Odds and Ends | By Kevin Beane |
| 09.04.25 | Football Picks For the Weekend of Sept. 6 | By Kevin Beane |
| 08.21.25 | Stop Messing With College Basketball Tournaments | By Kevin Beane |
| 08.07.25 | Slant Pattern Sports TV Viewing Guide | By Kevin Beane |
| 07.24.25 | Slant Pattern Odds and Ends | By Kevin Beane |
| 07.10.25 | The Ring III Preview | By Kevin Beane |
| 06.26.25 | Dave Martinez is a Jerk | By Kevin Beane |